Son, don’t you think you ought to get your mom a gift on your birthday? It might be your day but it is her mother’s day.But we will let you off since it’s your birthday. They say don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow, this seems to be the case with cleaning your bedroom. Is there is something you are hiding for me? Or am I an adopted one? Jokes apart have a cheerful and memorable birthday celebration! My dear amazing father, though I am your creation, you are way more intelligent and smarter than me.Which reminds me, can I borrow a million dollars? Happy birthday, dad! Thanks for teaching me that nothing is impossible.Like the fact that we can pick our friends and we can pick our nose. I remember all the sage advice you’ve given me throughout the years.Happy birthday on this very important day to a very important man! My dearest Dad, I know today is your birthday, but it’s not a real holiday so I’m not too excited about it.You need to have a flamethrower for lighting so many candles. My dear dad, I think it may be time to ditch your lighter.You’re still bad to the bone and cool as ever!
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